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Nov 2021

The Scent of a Woman

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While Error'd and TDWTF do have an international following, and this week's offerings are truly global, we are unavoidably mired in American traditions. Tomorrow, we begin the celebration of that most-revered of all such traditions: consumerist excess. In its honor, here are a half-dozen exemplary excesses or errors, curated from around the globe. They're not necessarily bugs, per se. Some are simply samples of that other great tradition: garbage in.

Opening from Poland, Michal reported recently of a small purchase that "The estimated arrival was October 27th. But, for a not-so-small additional fee, AliExpress offered to make an extra effort and deliver it as soon as... November 3rd."


Classic WTF: When Comments go Wild

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It's a holiday in the US, so while we're gathering with friends and family, reminiscing about old times, let's look back on the far off year of 2004, with this classic WTF. Original -- Remy

Bil Simser comments on comments ...

I'm always pleased when I see developers commenting code. It means there's something there that should be commented so the next guy will know WTF whoever wrote it was thinking. However much like any FOX special, there are times when "Comments Gone Wild". I present some production code that contains some more, err, useful comments that I've found.


Counting Arguments

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Lucio C inherited a large WordPress install, complete with the requisite pile of custom plugins to handle all the unique problems that the company had. Problems, of course, that weren't unique at all, and probably didn't need huge custom plugins, but clearly someone liked writing custom plugins.

One of those plugins found a need to broadcast the same method invocation across a whole pile of objects. Since this is PHP, there's no guarantee of any sort of type safety, so they engineered this solution:


Templated Comments

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Mike's company likes to make sure their code is well documented. Every important field, enumeration, method, or class has a comment explaining what it is. You can see how much easier it makes understanding this code:

/// <summary> /// Provides clear values for Templates /// </summary> public enum TemplateType { /// <summary> /// 1 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_1 = 1, /// <summary> /// 2 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_2 = 2, /// <summary> /// 3 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_3 = 3, /// <summary> /// 6 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_6 = 6, /// <summary> /// 8 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_8 = 8, /// <summary> /// 10 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_10 = 10, /// <summary> /// 12 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_12 = 12, /// <summary> /// 17 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_17 = 17, /// <summary> /// 18 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_18 = 18, /// <summary> /// 20 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_20 = 20, /// <summary> /// 32 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_32 = 32, /// <summary> /// 42 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_42 = 42, /// <summary> /// 54 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_54 = 54, /// <summary> /// 55 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_55 = 55, /// <summary> /// 57 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_57 = 57, /// <summary> /// 73 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_73 = 73, /// <summary> /// 74 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_74 = 74, /// <summary> /// 177 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_177 = 177, /// <summary> /// 189 /// </summary> TEMPLATE_189 = 189 }

A Sort of Random

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Linda found some C# code that generates random numbers. She actually found a lot of code which does that, because the same method was copy/pasted into a half dozen places. Each of those places was a View Model object, and each of those View Models contained thousands of lines of code.

There's a lot going on here, so we'll start with some highlights. First, the method signature:


Largely middling

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Jani P. relates "I ran into this appropriate CAPTCHA when filling out a lengthy, bureaucratic visa application form." (For our readers unfamiliar with the Anglo argot, "fricking" is what we call a minced oath: a substitute for a more offensive phrase. You can imagine which one - or google it.)


Efficiently Waiting

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Alan was recently reviewing some of the scriptlets his company writes to publish their RPM installers. Some of the script quality has been… questionable in the past, so Alan wanted to do some code review.

In the uninstallation code, in the branch for AIX systems specifically, Alan found a block that needs to check that a service has successfully shut down. Since properly shutting down may take time, the check includes a pause- implemented in an unusual way.


A Binary Choice

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As a general rule, don't invent your own file format until you have to, and even then, probably don't. But sometimes, you have to.

Tim C's company was building a format they called "generic raw format". It was solving a hard problem: they were collecting messages from a variety of organizations, in a mix of binary and plaintext, and dumping them into a flat file. Each file might contain many messages, and they needed to be able to split those messages and timestamp them correctly.


A Select Sample

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"I work with very bad developers," writes Henry.

It's a pretty simple example of some bad code:


It's Not What You Didn't Think it Wasn't

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Mike fired up a local copy of his company's Java application and found out that, at least running locally, the login didn't work. Since the available documentation didn't make it clear how to set this up correctly, he plowed through the code to try and understand.

Along his way to finding out how to properly configure the system, he stumbled across its logic for ensuring that every page except the login page required a valid session.


Any Day Now

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This week at Errr'd we return with some of our favorite samples. A screwy message or a bit of mojibake is the ordinary thing; the real gems are the errors that are themselves error dialogs. We've got a couple of those, and a few of the ordinary sort.

Stealing the worm, pseudoswede Argle Bargle comments "Generally, Disqus works well. I can even imagine the border conditions that cause my time-travel glitch. I'm even glad that the programmers planned for... for just such an emergency. Maybe it's even good programming. It's still very silly."


Giving Up Too Late

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"Retry on failure" makes a lot of sense. If you try to connect to a database, but it fails, most of the time that's a transient failure. Just try again. HTTP request failed? Try again.

Samuel inherited some code that does a task which might fail. Here's the basic flow:


Delete Column From List

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Anastacio knew of a programmer at his company by reputation only- and it wasn't a good reputation. In fact, it was bad enough that when this programmer was fired, no one- even people who hadn't met them- was surprised.

The firing wasn't all good news, though. That code needed to be maintained, and someone had to do it. That's how Anastacio suddenly owned 50,000 lines of code written by his predecessor. It didn't take long to see that this didn't need to be anything like 50,000 lines long, though.


Bad Code Exists

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It's time to round up a few minor WTFs today. Some are bad, some are just funny, and some make you wonder what the meaning of all of this actually is.

We'll start with Tom W. After winning a promotional contest at a fast food restaurant, he received a confirmation email. Unfortunately, at the top of that email, was the following content in plaintext:


Bop It

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Over twenty years ago, Matt's employer started a project to replace a legacy system. Like a lot of legacy systems, no one actually knew exactly what it did. "Just read the code," is a wonderful sentiment, but a less practical solution when you've got hundreds of thousands of lines of code and no subject-matter experts to explain it, and no one is actually sure what the requirements of the system even are at this point.

There's a standard practice for dealing with these situations. I'm not sure it should be called a "best practice", but a standard one: run both systems at the same time, feed them the same inputs and make sure they generate the same outputs.


Lost In Translation

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No, it's generally not nice to pick on people who fumble a second language. But TDWTF isn't here to be nice, it's here to be funny, or at least interesting. If nothing else, our final submission this week qualifies as interesting, after you go haring off down the trail of ambient context following your kreiselkompass.

We start with an anonymous submission from a reader who writes "The English in this config dialog isn't great so I guess I'll play the game in the alternate language, Ҝ-{ΐ." Personally, I'd stick with Hyphen.


A Replacement Operation

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Apolena supports an application written by contractors many years ago. It tracks user activity for reporting purposes, as one does. They then want to report on this, because why else are you gathering this information?

The contractor supplied this query to do the work.


Unable to Focus

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We've talked about Microsoft's WebForms in the past. Having used it extensively in the era, it was a weird mismatch, an attempt to get Visual Basic-style GUI designer tools attached to web applications, where button presses on the client side web page were exposed as events on the server side.

It also meant that you could manipulate the GUI objects on the server side, and the rendered HTML would represent that. So as part of processing a request, you might manipulate one of these "server side" controls. So, if you wanted to ensure that the search field had focus when the page loaded, you could simply invoke txtSearch.Focus() as part of handling the request.


Contractor's Leftovers

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There once was a developer who had a lot of hustle. They put out a shingle as a contractor, knocked on doors, made phone calls, and targeted those small businesses that needed something a little more custom than just off-the-shelf could get, but didn't have the money to afford a larger dev shop.

And after finishing a handful of projects and building a reputation, this developer took a job at a large firm, in another town, and left a lot of unhappy customers with unfinished software behind.


A Repetition of Repetition to Repeat

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Inheritance is often described as a tool for code reuse, and those discussions inevitably wander down an alley parsing out the nature of has a and is a relationships, when to favor composition, and how inheritance trees get fragile.

When Megan D inherited a Java application which had been largely untouched since 2006, she expected it to be full of all kinds of ugly problems. But they couldn't be that ugly- the software was used and well liked by the end users. Of course, it was hard to tell if they actually liked it, or had just been with it so long they'd adjusted to its flaws, because the whole workflow was extremely fragile and frequently failed.