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Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:08 • by Eternal Density
Error: writing comment 1 : oh dear
Comment deleted: bad reason
I guess the calendar will go rather wonky after 2012, eh? Either that or there's a bug in Time Machine.
As for the first article, why is the accompanying image a photo of policemen's backs?

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:15 • by Peter (unregistered)
192034 in reply to 192031
Eternal Density:
As for the first article, why is the accompanying image a photo of policemen's backs?


Well, I guess that since the photo of a policewomans front created all the trouble, the editors went out of their way to find an image of the exact opposite ...

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:21 • by Chowlett (unregistered)
I want to know why Rob G submitted a picture that Ed L gets the credit for.

Fixed! -ed.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:22 • by JimM
192036 in reply to 192034
Peter:
Eternal Density:
As for the first article, why is the accompanying image a photo of policemen's backs?

Well, I guess that since the photo of a policewomans front created all the trouble, the editors went out of their way to find an image of the exact opposite ...

Maybe that's the line of policemen who didn't get to see the picture yet...?

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:24 • by Isuwen
The search ad is obviously pulling it's example from the page.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:25 • by ParkinT
The news story headline should have read:
"Beauty and the Breast"

It appears the misrepresented date is on an Apple machine.
How can that be? Mac never has errors. Mac never fails. Mac is perfect. {I need my medication}

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:27 • by JimM
Besides, TRWTF is the headline "Cop's internet breasts...". Firstly, they were her ordinary breasts, not a special pair she'd bought off the internet, so the phrasing is poor anyway, and secondly the word internet is misleading as the story doesn't say the picture was ever posted on the internet - it was circulated by email internally within the force.

Admittedly, that also means that TRWTF is a jounalistic one, rather than an IT one, but having worked on a number of marketing campaigns I don't mind that ;^). Big props to Microsoft though, for having (what I assume is) a working context-adaptive advert. I'm going to have to browse like crazy now, trying to find other places with the same ad to see if I can make it say any other interesting things...

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:34 • by Bored (unregistered)
192041 in reply to 192035
Chowlett:
I want to know why Rob G submitted a picture that Ed L gets the credit for.


If you look closely, poor Rob G gets no credit for anything at all. He supposedly submitted the "Bad reason" image credited to Tom M and the "Thought for the Day" credited to Ed L.

In fact, what really should happen is a new DailyWTF category: the True Daily WTF when the editors blindly copy and paste code. It looks like it is a copy and paste error judging from the first credit - the australian breast story. But then again, everyone is looking for the view and passes over it. It took me a while to find the credits...

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:43 • by TraumaPony (unregistered)
The REAL WTF is that Sydney isn't in Victoria.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:49 • by distineo (unregistered)
!!!5318008

Respect your audience!

2008-04-29 08:56 • by Franck (unregistered)
The real WTF is the scientology I just saw on the site. Come on, what were you smoking?

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 08:59 • by Bored (unregistered)
192048 in reply to 192041
Awww... the WTF contained in the page has been removed without any comment and now people will think I am a retard if they read my earlier comment....

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:19 • by George (unregistered)
So THAT's what Apple meant by "Time Machine".

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:19 • by Shadowman (unregistered)
192052 in reply to 192041
Bored:
Chowlett:
I want to know why Rob G submitted a picture that Ed L gets the credit for.


If you look closely, poor Rob G gets no credit for anything at all. He supposedly submitted the "Bad reason" image credited to Tom M and the "Thought for the Day" credited to Ed L.

In fact, what really should happen is a new DailyWTF category: the True Daily WTF when the editors blindly copy and paste code. It looks like it is a copy and paste error judging from the first credit - the australian breast story. But then again, everyone is looking for the view and passes over it. It took me a while to find the credits...


I don't know what you're talking about. You must be a retard.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:46 • by Tei (unregistered)
NSFW

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/659/copws4.jpg

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:48 • by QuinnFazigu
192055 in reply to 192054
Tei:
NSFW

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/659/copws4.jpg


Heh, I just came in to post that. Google "Melissa Scannell".

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:52 • by Shill (unregistered)
192056 in reply to 192031
I thought Aussies had breasts on OTA TV and wouldn't get so excited over a picture of some boobs (the mammary glands that is, not the cops in the picture).

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 09:59 • by M.H. (unregistered)
192057 in reply to 192036
You got to see the big picture... ;)

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 10:13 • by FredSaw
How do you get on the team investigating those breasts?

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 10:18 • by dali_bude (unregistered)
192060 in reply to 192034
best comment on TDWTF so far

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 10:22 • by xtremezone
I don't see the irony in the last one... :-/ Anybody care to explain?

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 10:33 • by Zylon
192064 in reply to 192037
Isuwen:
The search ad is obviously pulling it's example from the page.

Bob the Angry Flower would like a word with you.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 10:59 • by Ilya Ehrenburg (unregistered)
192067 in reply to 192064
Zylon:
Isuwen:
The search ad is obviously pulling it's example from the page.

Bob the Angry Flower would like a word with you.

I think it's been missing its point.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 11:14 • by Mike Dimmick (unregistered)
That service error would be much more helpful if they'd bothered to call FormatMessage. Then it would have said:

"The service cannot be started, either because it is disabled or because it has no enabled devices associated with it."

(net helpmsg 1058)

FormatMessage is a bit tricky to use, but it's not that bad.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 11:59 • by emurphy
Personally, I miss the days of "Waaagh! Can't do shit right!"

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 12:05 • by disappointed googler (unregistered)
192072 in reply to 192055
Is that where all the fuss is about? They show more in tv shows for kids! (at least here in Holland)

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 13:04 • by Pidgeot
192098 in reply to 192064
Zylon:
Isuwen:
The search ad is obviously pulling it's example from the page.

Bob the Angry Flower would like a word with you.


I prefer Strong Bad's way of explaining it:

Oh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 16:02 • by Smileylich (unregistered)
I estimate July -2147483642, 41221 to be sometime in 5852966 BC. I corrected for leapyears and the 1/400 non-leapyears, but not beyond that.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 18:24 • by Jon (unregistered)
192181 in reply to 192098
Pidgeot:
Zylon:
Isuwen:
The search ad is obviously pulling it's example from the page.

Bob the Angry Flower would like a word with you.
I prefer Strong Bad's way of explaining it
I recommend the FAQ for alt.possessive.its.has.no.apostrophe.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 20:13 • by Eternal Density
192195 in reply to 192155
Smileylich:
I estimate July -2147483642, 41221 to be sometime in 5852966 BC. I corrected for leapyears and the 1/400 non-leapyears, but not beyond that.
Ahh, so back before the Ancients flew Atlantis off to the Pegasus Galaxy. Those are some pretty old pictures!
(Glad to see I inspired some blue comments)

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 21:00 • by jsf (unregistered)
Thought of the day:

FILE_NOT_FOUND

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-29 22:13 • by Annoyed (unregistered)
I have no idea that Mac exist back in 5842295 BC... Someone brought that back with Argivian Restoration?

Now we have evidence the ancient civilization exists.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 04:46 • by JimM
192223 in reply to 192039
JimM:
... secondly the word internet is misleading ...
OK, I take that back since a couple of people have now posted a link to the picture, which clearly is on the internet; however, I'll replace it with "the word breasts is misleading" - you only see one breast, and in a side view, not a frontal. I've seen fully dressed women showing more breast than that!

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 06:26 • by AdT (unregistered)
192234 in reply to 192155
Smileylich:
I estimate July -2147483642, 41221 to be sometime in 5852966 BC. I corrected for leapyears and the 1/400 non-leapyears, but not beyond that.


The average year in the Gregorian Calendar has 365.2425 days*, so using this for extrapolation yields about 5838389 B.C.

*) 365 regular days, extra day every 4 years, except every 100 years not, except every 400 years anyway :-)

By the way, the average vernal equinox year has about 365.2424 days, so Gregor wasn't that far off.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 08:52 • by Eternal Density
I looked into this and found a) this is over a year old and b) I've been to the town this happened in several times.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 10:53 • by Coleman Kane (unregistered)
Yeah we all had a good laugh when our BB system remapped "cocktail table" to "male genitiliatail table". It actually became the new project name, which lives on...

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 11:57 • by Hamstray (unregistered)
the real WTF is that it doesn't automatically suggest an image search.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-04-30 18:16 • by Jon (unregistered)
192430 in reply to 192306
Coleman Kane:
Yeah we all had a good laugh when our BB system remapped "cocktail table" to "male genitiliatail table". It actually became the new project name, which lives on...
Well, that's just silly. Everyone knows it should be "roostertail table."

Re: Know your Audience

2008-05-01 05:39 • by lantastik (unregistered)
192471 in reply to 192055
QuinnFazigu:
Tei:
NSFW

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/659/copws4.jpg


Heh, I just came in to post that. Google "Melissa Scannell".


I am so glad I am not the only perv. I was going through the comments to justify my obscene curiosity. Thank you sir, you have made me feel great about being a man again.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-05-01 16:12 • by Global Warmer (unregistered)
192628 in reply to 192055
QuinnFazigu:
Tei:
NSFW

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/659/copws4.jpg


Heh, I just came in to post that. Google "Melissa Scannell".


Damn.... Nice teets

Re: Know your Audience

2008-05-04 10:55 • by Benjamin (unregistered)
192859 in reply to 192034
Peter:
Eternal Density:
As for the first article, why is the accompanying image a photo of policemen's backs?


Well, I guess that since the photo of a policewomans front created all the trouble, the editors went out of their way to find an image of the exact opposite ...


... as he had to - the journalist ought to provide space for the opposite view.

Re: Know your Audience

2008-07-23 23:18 • by Anon (unregistered)
208087 in reply to 192054
Actually I think it's: More NSFW

Re: Know your Audience

2008-07-26 01:28 • by Anon (unregistered)
208538 in reply to 208087
Bleh, stupid imageshack: Still NSFW
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