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"It maybe been mapped"

This is software having really very good a quality. Please to be having very nice day to you sir.

Well if you loan $0.00 it's fully correct

D'oh

I wonder what happened during test phase... "This looks good, let' roll out!"

What's the matter GeoffW? Couldn't think of a cool sounding name?

Maybe this message has been posted

Seriously, who would have thought the FAST.(fast) system could ever get overloaded? By a zip code lookup, no less.

It maybe been time to try again.

For your records, this comment is null.

Is the typo in the title intentional or not? I can't spot it in any of the featured errors...


Note from Alex: Whoops! My bad... fixed, but still preserved in the comment subjects and the URL...

Cyber Spleen:

What's the matter GeoffW? Couldn't think of a cool sounding name?

Yeah, like Dave!

("Cyber Spleen"? Where'dja get that one, the Hacker Handle Generator?)

Typo:

Is the typo in the title intentional or not? I can't spot it in any of the featured errors...

Search for it.

D'oh

Refresh page to see a really clever comment.

Typo:

Is the typo in the title intentional or not? I can't spot it in any of the featured errors...

Perhaps you should get Voltron to help out.

On a positive note, at least Spring avoided the RAS Syndrome and simply referred to it as PIN

null is a perfectly OK Personal Identification Number-- as long as you're using (at least) Base31.

Good to see you blacked out Nathan Redding's name.

TWELVE!

Zecc:

Good to see you blacked out Nathan Redding's name.

Oh, but Nathan Redding is a pseudonym. The zero percent loan was actually offered to Henry Paulson and a few of his friends.

usitas:

Zecc:

Good to see you blacked out Nathan Redding's name.

Oh, but Nathan Redding is a pseudonym. The zero percent loan was actually offered to Henry Paulson and a few of his friends.

Yep... and he made those loans with my money.

Fart:

TWELVE!

D'ouche

Well, in theory, for four-digit-pins, one in ten thousand customers should have the pin "0000".

If they excluded those pins (e.g. exclude all pins where digits appear twice), they'd greatly reduce the security of the system!

My PIN is 0000. It's the only one I remember.

If Sprint had used an inner join instead of a left outer, I wonder if they'd have sent a blank email ?!

DaveAronson:

Cyber Spleen:

What's the matter GeoffW? Couldn't think of a cool sounding name?

Yeah, like Dave!

("Cyber Spleen"? Where'dja get that one, the Hacker Handle Generator?)

Word, that's like the stupidest name eva!

Also, GeoffW touched me where my swimsuit covers...







and...







ITZA THONG!

Seriously, the biggest brain fuck I ever got from an alert box was:

Are you sure you do not want to abort? [No] [Cancel]

That's on the same level as alcohol being an anti-diuretic inhibitor. You really have to think that one out to figure out it makes you piss more (not common knowledge among Muslims and Baptists).

It maybe been comment !

Check the sayings from the last error:

http://www.ironstone.com.au/livery/sayings.txt

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.

El Duderino:

Check the sayings from the last error:

http://www.ironstone.com.au/livery/sayings.txt

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.

Warning: file() [function.file]: URL file-access is disabled.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

I rather liked that list of quotes.

My pin number is 42.

We use FAST at work. It's a piece of crap. You'd get the same result if you just made a flat MySQL table and had every column indexed.

http://www.fastsearch.com/

Random Thought of the Moment

FILE_NOT_FOUND

El Duderino:

Check the sayings from the last error:

http://www.ironstone.com.au/livery/sayings.txt

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.

I always said it was simply 0xFF. 0x2B | ~0x2B = 0xFF.

Typo:

Is the typo in the title intentional or not? I can't spot it in any of the featured errors...


Note from Alex: Whoops! My bad... fixed, but still preserved in the comment subjects and the URL...

And the article.

fourchan:

Well, in theory, for four-digit-pins, one in ten thousand customers should have the pin "0000".

If they excluded those pins (e.g. exclude all pins where digits appear twice), they'd greatly reduce the security of the system!

If you have 4 digit pins and you don't lock out users on 3 failures, then you already have crap security,

This actually made me think of something that's been an oddity on the USPS.com website seemingly forever. At least it's not a required field:

"RAID Array"? Are you sure you don't mean "Redundant RAID Disk Array"? (And don't forget your PIN Number to access it...)

undrline:

This actually made me think of something that's been an oddity on the USPS.com website seemingly forever. At least it's not a required field:

The header says 'find a zip code by entering an address', so naturally, the zip code isn't required. Question is, what happens if you enter a partial addy like they suggest?

Anders Hesselbom:

I wonder what happened during test phase... "This looks good, let' roll out!"

What are you always testing for? Just deploy.

Cyber Geoff:

D'oh

Win!

Keith:

At that rate and payment schedule, I'll take a USD $Infinity loan please.

Ack, zero times +infinity is an undefined positive quantity. That means the bank could ask you for anything at all.

Better to ask for a finite but large amount, like: [pinky to mouth] one trillion dollars! [maniacal laughter]

I wish I could get a interest free loan.

According to the loan sheet it looks like our economic problems are because banks forgot how to make money off of loans? And here I thought it was the other way around.

Sprint hosed their login system about a year ago as well. No matter what I tried, I was unable to get a working account associated with my phone for the last 6 months I used their service.

I tried the "lost password" tool, the "lost username" tool, registering new accounts with the same number... I was never able to log in.

Keith:

At that rate and payment schedule, I'll take a USD $Infinity loan please.

Too late. Congress already beat you to it. They are trying to bail out the Titanic.

kennytm:

El Duderino:

Check the sayings from the last error:

http://www.ironstone.com.au/livery/sayings.txt

#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.

Warning: file() [function.file]: URL file-access is disabled.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

Well, that does make them fairly secure against a whole class of injection attacks.

Fart:

Fart:

TWELVE!

Actually, I think you'll find it's OVER NINE THOUSAND!1!!!

Fart:

D'ouche

That's either one of the lesser-known of the three musketeers, or Homer Simpson trying to increase his word power.

SOMEONE SET US UP THE MAPPED!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA

cats

It's a Mapped!