Whereas most ads for search engines list something boring like "hotels" or "pet grooming" as an example, Live Search knows what the average internet user actually searches for.

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"Apparently these files flew back in time from the year 41221, where they have a July -2147483642nd," Bretto writes. "At least the files were done before the 5:00 PM deadline."

Ryan kept getting this error while the software paced back and forth in the kitchen, wringing its hands.

Tom M. prefers that software failures happen for a good reason.

Thanks a lot, Ed L., I've been staring at this for like 10 minutes trying to figure out if it's an actual database error or if it's intentionally ironic.